OxiClean has nothin' on JesusClean

Hey, could you scrub me with this bush?

{Hyssop was a plant used in old testament purification rituals. Jesus is here 'cause he has done that scrubbing with his death, so the literal bush-bath is no longer necessary.}

Heart School

Selfish From the Start

Stingy with Love

Handled Without Care

Throne Crasher

Self-Interested

Jesus = the opposite of fail

Love that doesn't burn out

Enough to cover this?

Can I get some of that?

It's Dark Out There

He's Got the World on a String...

Nobody Gets Outsourced

Eager Grace

Jackpot

Winged Cloud: Redundant, but Adorable.

Rain-Cloud-God?

Inclination Rotation

Omnipotent Assistance

Lifeboat

Hovering Art Director

Christianity: As fun as a trip to the ER.

We come in peace.

Spirit Crumbs

Blessed vs. not Blessed

Had to add a note because I'm not sure this one articulates clearly what I got out of this verse; I was struck more by what it doesn't say: "Blessed is the one who doesn't have any sin," or "Blessed is the one who only has a tiny pile of sin." Hence the dude on the left.

Yeah, I hear ya.

Getting Past the Bouncer

The Opposite of Qualified

Chillin' Like a Sheep

The 33 A.D. Olympics

Trophies for Losers

Mysterious Poofy Suitor

Secret Admirer

Makin' the First Move

Trade?

Firefighters

Romans 12: 1: Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship.

Soggy Thanks

Crummy Friends

Ultra-Supreme Court

Plucked and Gathered

That's a Whole Lotta Defendants

That guy knows how to make an entrance.

Perfect Beauty vs. Surface Beauty

God Does Not Need Retouching

Outshining all Creation